Funjaabi: 2008

Reading a Woman's mind

Posted by Zombie Head | 2:38 AM | Tips | 0 comments »

Doesn't matter whether she is interested in you, you'll make her interested eventually anyway. But look for these signs to show you whether you're already making progress. It's also fun to look for these signs as a by-stander, either in everyday situations or for example in a bar - when the guy earnestly believes he is being sooo smooth but the woman he is talking to isn't displaying any of the signs presented below, you can't help but have a chuckle about it.

Her lips -

Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face.
Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth.
She wets her lips, some women use only a single-lip lick, wetting the upper or lower lip, while others run the tongue around the entire lip area.
She puts her fingernail between her teeth.
She protrudes her lips and thrust her brea$ts forward.

Her eyes -

She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
She raises both eyebrows exaggeratedly for a couple of seconds, this is often combined with a smile and some eye contact.
She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes.
Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile indicates interest in you.

Her hair -

She pushes her fingers through her hair. This can be one hand movement or more of a stroking motion.
She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you.
She is throwing her hair back off her shoulders.

Her clothing -

If she is wearing clothes that show her nipples underneath and you notice they are getting perky and erect.
The hem goes up to expose a little more leg.
She is fixing, patting or smoothing her outfit to make herself look better.

While she is seated -

She moves in time to the music, with her eyes on you.
She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
She is sitting with her legs open.
She sits with her legs crossed in a manner to reveal her thigh.
Her legs are rubbing against each other.
Her legs are rubbing against the leg of the table.
Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.

Her hands -

She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.
While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up.
She rubs her wrists up and down.
She sits with one hand touching one of her breasts.
She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way.
She is fondling keys, sliding hands up and down a glass, playing with toys or other things on the table.
She plays with her jewellery, especially with stroking and pulling motions.
She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you (in case you already haven't started kino yourself, dumbass:).
She is pretending to look at her watch as you pass her.

Her voice -

She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.
She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours.
She laughs in unison with you.
In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.

Micellaneous -

She mirrors your body language and body positions.
Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
She blows smoke straight out from between her lips and toward you.
She leans over and speaks into her friend's ear, just like in junior high school.
She is standing with her head cocked slightly at an angle, one foot behind the other, hips slightly thrust forward.
At a party - every once in a while she seems to appear out of nowhere in your vicinity and if you move to another spot, soon she appears out of nowhere again, you catch her glancing in your general direction (actually, glancing at YOU dummy!, she bumps into you… accidentally, touches you… accidentally etc.

When talking to a girl, these are some of the more important signs to watch for -

Can you keep conversation going with her?
Does she react well to kino?
Does she touch you?
Does she laugh?

Now I don't have to explain what the answer "yes" to these questions means, do From "Sweep women off their feet...": "All these signs usually tell you that the girl is captivated by your charms. But before you get there, chances are that her body language changes as the discussion progresses. Make sure that you watch her closely and as soon as you get a sign that should be an indication that you are on the right track, keep going in that direction. If the opposite happens, just change the subject and see what happens." The really gorgeous and beautiful girls however very seldom get around to displaying the signs of interest described above. They simply don't have to, as they are used to getting some attention already long before that. With such girls you have to be on a lookout for the initial and thus much more subtle signs of interest. One example of this would be a gorgeous girl simply looking at your face. Obviously people tend to look at what or whom they like to look at. But whereas an average girl first just looks at your face and then progresses into the more overt signs of interest described above, looking at your face from time to time might be the only sign of interest you'll ever get from the most beautiful of girls. So if you think you're not getting any signs of interest from beautiful girls - you are, but you just can't see them well enough yet.

Don Steele: "Here are signs of interest sent from across the room. Most are applicable to both $exes. The sequence of the list approximates the courtship sequence.
(source: lovetrace)

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Amazing 51 Facts

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Amazing 51 Facts

People who ride on roller coaters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.
People with blue eyes see better in dark.
Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.
The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.
The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.
There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.
A male baboon can kill a leopard.
When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.
Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer.
Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.
Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass.
Some lions mates over 50 times a day.
American did not commonly use forks until after the civil war.
The most productive day of the week is Tuesday.
In the 1930’s America track star Jesse Owens used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living.
There’s a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.
Jimmy Carter is the first U.S.A. president to have born in hospital.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
Human birth control pill work on gorillas.
The right lung takes in more air than the left.
It is illegal to own a red car in shanghai china.
A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
Astronauts cannot burp in space.
The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.
Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.
The great warrior Genghis khan died in bed while having $ex.
No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.
SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.
A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.
DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.
A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tones of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.
The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.
The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.
DEMETRIO was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.
The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.
OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.
POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.
KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.
ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.
OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The c!garette lighter was invented before the match.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.

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Best of Garfield -I

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Joke Of The Centuary!

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स्पेनिश नौसेना के एक युध्दपोत का कप्तान एक दिन डेक पर टहल रहा था कि तभी उसका सहायक भागता हुआआया और चिल्लाया - सर ! मैंने अभी अभी दुश्मन का एक युध्दपोत देखा है जो हमारी तरफ आ रहा है ।

कप्तान ने शांतिपूर्वक उसकी बात सुनी, फिर उसे आदेश दिया - जाओ, मेरी लाल कमीज लेकर आओ ।
सहायक उसकी लाल रंग की कमीज ले आया जिसे कप्तान ने पहन लिया।

दोनों जलपोतों के बीच भयंकर युध्द हुआ और अंत में स्पेनिश पोत विजयी रहा। युध्द के बाद, सहायक नेकप्तान से पूछा - सर! मैं आपसे एक बात पूछना चाहता था! आपने युध्द के दौरान लाल रंग की कमीज क्योंपहनी ?

कप्तान ने गर्व भरे ढंग से बताया - ताकि यदि मुझे गोली लगे तो मेरे सैनिक मेरे शरीर से बहता हुआ खून न देखसकें और उनका हौसला न टूटे।

सहायक अपने कप्तान की बहादुरी और बुध्दिमत्ता का कायल हो गया। तभी एक दूसरा सिपाही भागता हुआआया और बोला - सर, सर ! मैंने अभी दुश्मन के 20 युध्दपोत देखे हैं जो हमारी तरफ आ रहे हैं !

कप्तान, सहायक की ओर मुड़ा और आदेश दिया - जाओ और जाकर मेरी पीले रंग की पेन्ट लेकर आओ.....।

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Roadies Photoshoot - Anmol

Posted by Zombie Head | 9:21 AM | Anmol, Roadies | 0 comments »

Anmol Singh - MTV Roadies in a Glamorous Photoshoot

Anmol Singh is from Delhi. She was born on October 01, 1988. She is a student of St. Stephens College in Delhi. She was one of the contestants of MTV Roadies 5, an adventure reality show. She was eliminated on March 22, 2008.